Episode 104: Tigris and Euphrates

Everyone is sick, but that doesn't stop us from preparing for our live Night Attack extravaganza at South By Southwest! The Chatrealm comes up with names for new bits that Brian and Justin flesh out for their big live episode in four weeks.

Released on February 17, 2016, 4:28 am UTC

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Show Notes

Show notes by Leon - Latest version on the DCTVpedia

Cold Open

Rush Limbaugh streams some CS:GO on Twitch

Veronica is (not) Here!

Veronica was supposed to be here, but no matter how much Justin tried to summon her, she was way too sick to make it for the show.

Justin is Here(?)

Hey, Justin's here though. Or is he? He's also super sick and is pretty loopy.

Live Night Attack at SXSW

So there's actually a ton of planning going on for this year's SXSW in Austin. It's in like 3 or 4 weeks, so we're planning like 2 or 3 weeks earlier than we usually do! They're going to do a live Night Attack episode in some theater of some sort some time (probably Saturday, March 12) around SXSW Interactive hopefully with The Possum Posse as their house band. That's pretty neat!

Patreon

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We Need A New Great Bit

The guys want to do "their best bit" during the live show at SXSW, but they don't want to just do some old bit. The Chatrealm suggested names for new bits and voted for their favorites. Brian and Justin took the top submissions and chose the best new bit by way of a tournament bracket. Brian and Justin made pitches for the various bits and Bonnie chose the winners.

Round 1

2 Guys 1 Mic vs. Name that Taint

  • Winner: 2 Guys 1 Mic

Serialized Historic Tragedies vs. Diamond's Wrath

  • Winner: Diamond's Wrath

30 Seconds or DIAF vs. Name That Smell

  • Winner: 30 Seconds or DIAF

Chug or Dare vs. The Jews Are...

  • Winner: Chug or Dare

Round 2

2 Guys 1 Mic vs. Diamond's Wrath

  • Winner: 2 Guys 1 Mic

30 Seconds or DIAF vs. Chug or Dare

  • Winner: 30 Seconds or DIAF

Round 3 - FINALS

2 Guys 1 Mic vs. 30 Seconds or DIAF

Have suggestions for 30 Seconds or DIAF? Send them in to [email protected]

Failure Lab

So the Friday of SXSW interactive, Brian is doing a talk about success out of failure at an event called Failure Lab. Talib Kweli will be there too.

Justin Takes NyQuil

Justin took NyQuil

Friendly Recommendation

Jesus Christ Satan's Burgers Buddah Bucks Zeus Goose Zoroaster's Bastards

What'd Ya Think of Deadpool?

Justin really liked Deadpool. Brian thought it was just ok, probably because the audience at the Alamo Drafthouse was real quiet. The guys talked about how Fox has already announced that the next Wolverine movie will be rated R. Like, is that really a good thing? Io9 has an article saying that they expect Fox to announce an R rated Fantastic Four movie. Justin thinks that's a super dumb idea.

Diamond Time

Here's the "fingered in the ass" song they played during Diamond Time

If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to the weekly Diamond Time post on the DiamondClub subreddit. Instructions on how to format your submission can be found in the post!

Movie Draft Chat

  • Tom crushed it. The highest slate ever in the Winter Draft
  • It's time to start thinking about the Summer Draft already

Aftershow

Not long into the aftershow, Brian and Justin implied that the aftershow would be pretty short, but they started doing a music video breakdown of Capatin Jack's Captain Jack and quickly got distracted by the theory that Ace of Base is a Neo-Nazi group. There's a whole Cracked.com article about Ace of Base's Nazi ties. To explore this idea, they watched their video for All That She Wants.

Belt Winner

Great Quotes

  • ""Jesus Christ' will be what you say when you get a taste of Satan's Burgers" - Justin during the "ad"
  • "I'm gonna walk down… and have sex with all them cows." - Brian at the very end of the aftershow

Fun Facts

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