Episode 143: Weird Red Canyon

Justin is still in Austin as the guys talk about their recent election-themed rock opera, their opinions of eating on a livestream, and horrific eye injuries.

Released on November 15, 2016, 3:15 am UTC

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Show Notes

Show notes by Leon - Latest version on the DCTVpedia

Cold Open

Alex Jones is a rumbly-tumbly-furry lion-bear.

About Last Week

On last week's episode the guys, with the help of MikeTV improvised a bunch of songs about the outcome of the 2016 US Presidential Election. In the least shocking turn of events of the last decade, Steven Cogswell took these songs and made them sound even better by adding extra musical accompaniment.

Listen for yourself at awtfy.com/opera. Or you can just listen to this episode where they played some of the songs and talked over them.

GloBug Young is Upset

Justin's mom, Gloria, is a staunch Hillary Clinton supporter and is absolutely despondent after Donald Trump won the Presidency. Jury called her to wish her a happy birthday and she explained that she would legitimately leave the country were it not for having a grandchild on the way.

Fuck Eating Live on the Internet

In the Preshow, Bryce opened the stream by playing the new Steven Cogswell songs with the camera on his own face, eating. Brian is one of the few sane people in this world who cannot stand hearing or seeing other people eat. Ugh, FUCK THAT SHIT, DUDE! All that lip smacking. I CANNOT STAND IT.

Now here's an interesting thing, Twitch.tv currently allows "Social Eating" streams where people just eat food and talk on camera and people watch and chat with them. Unfortunately, Twitch does not yet allow comedy podcasts to be broadcast. Sooooooo, what if we streamed Night Attack on Twitch, but just kept the camera on Bryce's face as he eats?

Patreon

The Patreon is at $1,534. If you want to become a patron, head on over to Patreon.com/NightAttack.

ALLEN SCHILKE! Clap clap clapclapclap ALLEN SCHILKE!

Where is My Eye

Bonnie is legally blind in one eye and she told some stories from her childhood about having bad vision, adults thinking her parents beat her, and having to wear giant goggles. These days she's REAL careful with her good eye since she obviously doesn't wanna be completely blind. So earlier in the day she had a pencil thrown and stuck into her face, just above her good eye, by her middle daughter. She was super pissed. The whole stabbing was over Bonnie taking the phone away from little Josie because it was her bedtime.

Then it was revealed that Brian is friends with a SHOCKING amount of people that only have one eye.

Diamond Time

If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to the weekly Diamond Time post on the DiamondClub subreddit. Instructions on how to format your submission can be found in the post!

Movie Draft

  • Justin is gonna win - Brian and Justin
  • What was that movie with the Lonely Island guy that plays a gay guy and JK Simmons is his dad? - Brian
  • LA LA Land will make 15 cents but win all the Oscars - Justin

Aftershow

  • Brian really likes throwing cards at the camera - so that's what he did for the first five minutes of the aftershow
  • Is "A Separate Peace" secretly gay?
  • More flaming shot videos
  • Brian and Justin don't like Westworld
    • "Lol It's just Animal Farm… oh shit, is it just Animal Farm?"

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Fun Facts

  • Alan Schilke (possibly the same name as the Patreon shoutout) is the name of a fairly influential roller coaster designer who helped create rides like X and the RMC hybrid coasters. Same dude? I REALLY hope so.
    • I'm a BIG FAN of roller coasters

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