Episode 147: Beep Beep... Hi!

Bonnie thinks we showed her a bestiality video and then Brian bought his fiscally responsible dream car.

Released on December 14, 2016, 4:33 am UTC

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Show Notes

Show notes by Leon - Latest version on the DCTVpedia

Preshow

Look at this girl totally bite off some reindeer balls

Cold Open

TIL Brian is infuriated by children's' lack of basic knowledge

Let's Throw Justin Under the Bus at the Top of the Show

Right off the bat, Brian asked Justin if he remembered to book Martin Sargent Santa Claus for next week's Christmas Episode

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What Is Bonnie Watching?

The guys played the oral reindeer castration video from the preshow for Bonnie and she tried to describe the video to the audio listeners. She didn't understand that the girl was biting off the balls and not just pleasuring the reindeer.

JEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Brian's 2006 Chrysler Pacifica has become quite a piece of shit and it's time for it to be replaced. Today he the garbage pile on wheels in the repair shop and that was the final straw. He worked out a deal to sell his horrible Pacifica and buy a 2011 Jeep Wrangler with 70k miles on it. He's lusted for a Jeep for YEARS. Unfortunately, the car is 80 miles away in San Antonio, Bonnie is out with the kids, and he doesn't have any form of transportation. So Brian literally ran the two miles from his house to the auto shop with his checkbook to take his crappy, barely-running Pacifica an hour and a half down to the Jeep. Oh btw, it's a stick shift and he hasn't driven one of those in 20 years.

Anyway, it's been a real busy day for Bonnie driving the kids around to different appointments and it's taking a lot longer for Brian to get home. Instead of Brian picking her up, Josie had to go over to her friend's house and eventually had to be dropped off at home by herself. Brian eventually got home, and Josie was super stoked that they have a car where the roof comes off. Then the two of them used the find my iPhone app to find Bonnie on the road and drove up next to her in their new red Jeep. It was fun.

New Patreon Name Chant Corner Hour

PRESTON MONROE! PRESTON MONROE! PRESTON MONROE! PRESTON MONROE! PRESTON MONROE! PRESTON MONROE! PRESTON MONROE! PRESTON MONROE!

(That's also Biocow's name)

Movie Draft Chat

  • Rogue One won't be our favorite Star Wars movie ever; it'll be a Marvel movie - Justin
  • Gary Whitta says the best way to prime yourself for Rogue One is to watch the first Star Wars again - Brian

Mom Workouts

Bonnie threw out the idea of working out live on the internet and Brian mentioned that people on the internet would DEFINITELY jerk off to that. Then for some reason, Justin brought up the fact that his own mother wanted to stream herself doing VHS workout tapes.

#JeepTunes

Everyone should send Brian suggestions for music to play in his jeep on Twitter so he can have some really cheesy Jeep moments.

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Great Quotes

  • "JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!" - Brian

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