Episode 31: Throw Down for What

This week, Ali Spagnola returns to pimp her new Power Hour App. Needless to say, Brian and Justin get drunk and drop some true truths.

Released on October 1, 2014, 3:00 am UTC

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Show Notes

Show notes by Leon - Latest version on DCTVpedia

Cold Open

The guys make up a country song.

TWiT Stuff

So Brian heard through the grapevine that he and Justin are no longer allowed on the TWiT Network. Nobody at TWiT has told them that they are banned, they've just heard this. TWiT pretty much gave them everything and Brian and Justin have also done a lot for TWiT, so if true this is some deeply disappointing news.

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Power Hour App

WOO! After months battling with Apple trying to get her drinking game app approved, Ali Spagnola's Power Hour App is now available on the iOS App Store and the Google Play store. Buy it! BUY IT! BUUUUUUUUUUUUY IT!

Power Hour Interview

To celebrate the release of the Power Hour app, Ali and the guys are going to discuss one topic for 60 seconds and taking a shot of beer before moving onto the next topic. Also, the topics were suggested by Chatrealm. See all of the topic suggestions here.

Ali told the story of the time that she unknowingly dropped her credit card into the toilet and took a horrific, black, peanut shit on top of it and clogged the toilet.

Link to the "I Won the Cup" song by Justin and his brother.

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Ali's Got the Hookup

Ali got a spot on the Pittsburgh Penguins ice team that goes out to clean the ice during play stoppages. She made Justin jizz when she told him that she has the ability to choose which fans get to go out on the ice to play the dumb games during intermissions.

Diamond Time

If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to the Diamond Club Subreddit and submit your thing. Just be sure to include "[diamondtime]" in the submission title.

Aftershow

Alright, if you're a fan of Brian and Justin getting REAL AS FUCK, this is probably one of the best aftershows they've ever done. Get ready.

After months of dancing around the subject, Brian and Justin opened the floodgates and got really real about their feelings regarding them leaving TWiT and legitimately feeling hurt and confused as to why they are no longer allowed on the network. As always, they professed their deep, deep love for everyone at the TWiT network and genuinely don't want any fans to demonize anyone there.

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Great Quotes

  • "Boner pills. Boner pills. Fuck you dad. Boner pills." - Brian
  • "What's it like to be banned from an institution that you respect? I'm asking for a friend." - Brian
  • "Join the conversation hashtag Brian" - Justin
  • "WHAT THE NATURAL FUCK, BITCH" - Justin reacting to Ali unsubscribing from Netflix
  • "Wait, so [Ali is] ok with getting a tumor on her tiny little butt?" - Bonnie
  • "Ohh fuck me, this is gonna get bad." - Justin
  • "Jason Murphy totally gay." - Brian and Justin to the tune of "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay".
  • "Brian has a tiny penis. Also he likes anal sex." - Justin (singing)
  • "Does Mario Lemieux like me?" - Justin
  • "Look at this AIDS infested cunt…" - Justin introducing a Diamond Time submission
  • "No matter what you know about comedy, everything's different after a Power Hour." - Justin (aftershow)
  • "It feels really good to be drunk as shit." - Justin (aftershow)
  • "There's worse things to have on your tombstone than 'He told the fuckin truth'." - Brian (aftershow)

Fun Facts

  • Brian once jerked off into a moccasin.

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