This week, Veronica finally makes her Night Attack debut! We talk about how she broke her wrist, MC Allergy releases her newest single and there is an awesome sale on at ScamStuff.com!
Show Notes by Leon - Latest version on BBpedia!
During the preshow, the Chatrealm became obsessed with an IRC script from t2t2 that allowed everyone to play Numberwang. For the uninitiated, Numberwang is a game show created for the british sketch show That Mitchell and Webb Look. Check it out. You can see the chatrealm IRC leaderboards here.
However the game of Numberwang devolved into the #chat room being flooded with numbers for a good 15 minutes or so. It got to the point where Brian got upset about not being able to read anything in the chat and moved over to #drama. In one of the least surprising turn of events in history, #drama filled up with numbers after a few seconds. The game finally died out after the chat was muted by the mods on two occasions and any further Numberwangers were kicked.
Once Brian saw a clip of Numberwang from Mitchell and Webb, he proclaimed that all was forgiven.
Brian and Justin try (again) to popularize the phrase "That's the king's speech!"
UGH, Veronica FINALLY Decided to Show Up
Veronica was supposed to be on the show for the previous three weeks. She had to cancel each time because of some stupid excuse about some kind of broken wrist or whatever.
How Veronica Broke Her Wrist
As mentioned earlier, Veronica broke her wrist, had surgery and has been doped up on painkillers for the past few weeks. Turns out she broke it while playing tennis with senior citizens (no joke).
Brian and Justin decided to create a story about the incident involving Harvey Weinstein, Paul Molitor, Phil Spector, Jason Statham, Paula Deen, Paula Abdul and Shaq playing badminton with Veronica. Then she and Paula Deen faced off in an Ultimate Surrender badminton game at Kink.com. After Veronica's victory, she jumped on Paula Deen and broke her wrist.
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In the mean time, here are some things that happen in the year 2055.
- This is the year that the Days of Future Past story occurs.
- The Dexter's Laboratory movie, Ego Trip, has some scenes that take place in 2055.
- The protagonist of the film The Age of Stupid is from this year.
MC Allergy makes her Night Attack debut to show us her new idea for a song. She only has lyrics right now and she needs the Chatrealm to provide the backing track. The song is "Hey Boyfriend (Don't Suck On Those Nuts)" in the style of NoFX.
Head over to chtrlm.us/mcbonnie to download the audio of MC Allergy singing her song and then put music under it.
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Scam Stuff Double Your Price Sale
So this episode was recorded on April Fool's Day and everyone on the internet has their own "prank". Brian created a sale on ScamStuff.com in which all the products are double the price.
The Diamond Time music is "Stay With Me Forever" from the PC edition of Ys 1 & 2.
During the aftershow, Game On Ep.12 was playing on TWiT (whatever that is). Brian decided to turn on TWiT with the volume muted. For the next 20 minutes Brian, Justin and Bonnie provided the words over top of the episode. It was filled with talking shit about sponsors and pee drinking. Then they ditched the bit and talked honestly about Game On! and its cancellation. It was amazing. The first aftershows of the Night Attack era haven't been great, but if you're a fan of Brian and Jurbs pulling back the curtain, this is one of the best aftershows ever. You NEED to watch it.
- "Jiggle dem bits. Jiggle jiggle dem bits!" - Veronica
- "No, fuck [Tom]. Talk about something that really matters." - Justin