Show Notes
Show notes by Leon - Latest version on the DCTVpedia
Cold Open
Brian and Justin sing Milli Vanilli
Bonnie Whistles
Bonnie has a weird talent in which she is able to whistle any tune and unintentionally have it be ever so slightly off from the original. The guys tried to make a game out of it, in which Bonnie whistles a song and everyone has to guess what it is.
Blitz Quiz
It's BLITZ QUIZ!.
- Thomas Jefferson
- Over 1000 people died of what in India last week?
- Brian - He'll get it right
- Justin - He won't get it right
- Bonnie - He'll get it right
- Guess: Earthquake
- Wrong! (heatwave)
- Capt Jack
- American officials indicted _____ officials.
- Justin - He'll get it right
- Brian - He won't get it right
- Bonnie - He won't get it right
- Guess: Soccer
- CORRECT!
- Biocow
- Federal prosecutors indicted a dude who did a bad thing or something and he was also the _____.
- Justin - He won't get it right
- Brian - He'll get it right
- Bonnie -He won't get it right
- Guess: Speaker of the House
- CORRECT!
- Kim (MegaVortex's mom) and MegaVortex
- Bruce Jenner (now Caitlyn Jenner) won an Olympic gold medal in what?
- Justin - He won't get it right
- Brian - He'll get it right
- Bonnie - He'll get it right
- Guess: Decathlon
- CORRECT!
- Zelladir (Alex) - Didn't Answer
- Dave Naybor
- What is the shortest track on Night Attack 2?
- Justin - He'll get it right
- Brian - He'll get it right
- Bonnie - He'll get it right
- Guess: "Go"
- CORRECT!
Patreon
The Patreon is at $2186. If you want to become a patron, head on over to Patreon.com/NightAttack.
Fuck It, Let's Just Do A BBLiveShow
The show so far has been PRETTY rough. So lets just hand out and shoot the shit like we did in the BBLiveShowdays.
Euro Show
Remember like six years ago when Brian and Justin "committed" to doing a Night Attack episode on European time? Well now that they've hired Bryce as a producer, this might actually happen. The plan is to have it on June 23rd, (two weeks after this episode) at 1pm pacific with guest Wil Harris. Bryce made an attempt to get dates approved with both Justin and Brian, and settled on June 23rd he didn't receive any objections from the two of them. However, unbeknownst to Bryce, it turns out that Brian is actually going to be in Europe for that episode. Soooo, I guess that's a pretty cool coincidence.
Brian's 8th Grade Butt Hair
Somehow Brian started talking about how he trims his butt hair and ended up telling the story of how he went to a drug store in 8th grade to get some hair removal products to use on his "Groot". The product was essentially just tape that you would use to rip the hair off. The next year, his mom got an Epilady and he tried that on himself, but quickly gave up. The story itself was great, but it was really enhanced by Bonnie's reactions as she had never heard the story before.
Diamond Time
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- Adulthood in Infancy
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Movie Draft
- Team Night Attack is PHFUCKED
- Bonnie spoils Inside Out
Secretly Gay President Thwarts Zombie Invasion with the Help of a Wizard and his Barely Legal Smoking Hot Daughter Whose T****y Falls Out at One Point
Justin wrote a really dumb e-book called "Secretly Gay President Thwarts Zombie Invasion with the Help of a Wizard and his Barely Legal Smoking Hot Daughter Whose T****y Falls Out at One Point". It's only $0.99 and only 22 pages, but you can buy it now on Amazon. Brian bought it on the show and accidentally sent the filthy book to his daughter's Kindle. So he's going to have to have a talk with her soon.
Justin wrote much of the book on a livestream that you can watch here.
Aftershow
Surprise of the century: Brian and Justin played Hearthstone. This time around Brian squared off against Tom Merritt and Ashley for a few games instead of the usual Arena run.
Characters
- Fat Rick (Aftershow)
Great Quotes
- "... knock-off Aladdin at a bootleg Chinese theme park." - Justin talking about his appearance on the Night Attack Patreon page