Episode 77: Abraham Thunderdicks

Justin is in Las Vegas so we HAVE to gamble. But this ain't one of our usual games with zero stakes, this time around there are serious financial and social consequences!

Released on August 12, 2015, 4:00 am UTC

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Show Notes

Show notes by Leon - Latest version on the DCTVpedia

Pup-date

Remember the Puppy? Well in the preshow, Brian mentioned that they have picked out a puppy and he thinks he has another owner to share the puppy with. As of right now, the plan is for just Scam Stuff operations to be moved over to the puppy with all the streaming stuff staying in Brian's house. So it's not a crazy clubhouse puppy. However, since they might be able to rent the puppy from another person, Brian will be able to move out and get a REAL puppy in a year or two.

Cold Open

Justin wrote a pre-novelization

Google Is Called Alphabet Now?! CRAZY!

So this week Google did some business stuff and they changed their name. It's kinda boring. It's not like they changed their name to "Thunderdicks".

*Queue five minutes of Thunderdick riffs*

Justin is Still Super Stressed Out

2015 is CRAZY for Justin. So far he has written and performed a one-man show, planned a wedding and launched a successful Kickstarter. Still ahead of him is finishing the wedding planning, and actually getting married. Oh and in the middle of all of this, he was almost constantly traveling the country for the Go Game.

Even though he has some huge hurdles behind him, he's still stressed out. Also Brian mentioned that after his own crazy summer last year, he got a bit depressed when he was done with everything. So Justin has that to look forward to!

Fantastic Four Was Pretty Bad

So Josh Trank's Fantastic Four came out and it's getting universally terrible reviews. In reaction to this Trank has spoken publicly that the studio fucked it all up with reshoots. But at the same time, the rumors of what Trank wanted to do with the movie sound pretty shitty too.

Patreon

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Hey! Horseboys! This Sunday, Brian and Justin are going to be recording more album tracks. So… get ready to get on skype and watch that shit!

Let's Gamble

So Brian and Justin are going to play a game. If Justin loses, he has to donate $100 to Donald Trump's Presidential Campaign. If Brian loses, he has to donate $100 to Donald Trump Jeb Bush R.L. Stine Herman Cain Jeb Bush.

Here's the game. It's roulette with Scam School or something. Oh, Mitzula is here to explain the rule. They're going to watch the opening to a random Scam School episode and they each have to make bets on four different yes or no conditions for each video.

Bets

  • Spiky hair or no
  • Is Brian walking or standing
  • Is it day or night
  • Web host sponsor or other

Bold bets indicate correct guesses

 

Scam School #93

  • Brian
    • Spike
    • Stand
    • Night
    • Web host
  • Justin
    • No Spikes
    • Walking
    • Day
    • Web host

 

#285

  • Justin
    • Spikes
    • Walking
    • Day
    • Web host
  • Brian
    • No spikes
    • Walking
    • Day
    • Web host

 

#57

  • Brian
    • Spikes
    • Standing
    • Night
    • Web host
  • Justin
    • No spikes
    • Standing
    • Day
    • Not a web host

 

352

  • Brian
    • No Spikes
    • Standing
    • Day
    • Web host
  • Justin
    • Spikes
    • Standing
    • Night
    • Not a web host

 

DOUBLE POINTS

#329

  • Brian
    • Spikes
    • Standing
    • Day
    • Web host
  • Justin
    • No spikes
    • Walking
    • Night
    • Not a web host

TRUMP GETS $100!!!!!!

Diamond Time

If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to the weekly Diamond Time post on the DiamondClub subreddit. Instructions on how to format your submission can be found in the post!

Movie Draft Chat

  • WE'RE NOT LAST! - Justin
  • Hey, so Jurassic World made more money than every other competitors total grosses - Brian
  • Remember when DTNS was gonna win? - Justin
  • Hey, if anyone has Tim League's contact info? He's the guy behind the Alamo Drafthouse and it'd be rad if we got him for the 2015 Winter Movie Draft. - Justin
  • JESUS CHRIST THE FUCKING SF DRAFTHOUSE IS TAKING FOREVER TO BE BUILT - Justin

The Contender

Hey guys! The Contender Kickstarter is already over $51,000. They've met all their fundraising goals, but they still have non-monetary goals. You can still help unlock free deck expansions by doing things like making a music remix of the Kickstarter video, filming a Contender campaign ad or playing The Contender at an official presidential library. See all the challengers on their website.

Aftershow

There was a very short aftershow, but Justin's connection was getting frustrating so he dropped off. Then Brian played Hearthstone.

Great Quotes

  • "Must be mighty freeing to let your pussy flap in the breeze… Ok I regret that now." - Bonnie in the preshow
  • "I heard Thunderdicks came so hard, it made my dog shit itself!" - Justin

Fun Facts

  • Fuck Ted Skype

Characters

  • Thunderdicks

Preshow Doc

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