Episode 103: I Cloth

Show notes by Leon - Latest version on the DCTVpedia

Cold Open

Rush Limbaugh starts streaming Mario 3 speedruns on Twitch.

Jury Is Back From New Hampshire

Remember last week when Justin was going to the Iowa Caucus? Well he and John Teasdale finished up with Iowa and headed over to New Hampshire for the nation's first presidential Primary.

Racist Claps

The guys tried to come up with the most racist claps.

New Hampshire Ain't A Great Place to Sell Card Games

Justin and John went to a rally out in New Hampshire trying to hock their card game, The Contender (available atTheContender.us), but they sold a grand total of 5 games.

Patreon

The Patreon is at $1539. If you want to become a patron, head on over to Patreon.com/NightAttack.

In this episode, Justin mentioned that, on their Patreon page, Brian looks like a truck-driving lesbian and Justin looks like a bassist from Three Doors Down

Brian is Training His Daughter to Be POWs

After visiting for SXSW Justin knows that Brian's daughter Josie enjoys sleeping on a mat on the floor rather than her bed on occasion. Similarly this last week when the Brushwoods were on vacation, rather than sharing a bed with her sister Josie, Penny chose to sleep on three chairs positioned in a line.

But Cuba

This is the game that they've never played before (they've retconned the NSFW Show era) called But Cuba. The game started back in the early days of YouTube's notoriously bad auto-transcriptions of videos. The guys read a YouTube transcription of a video and they have to guess what video it came from.

• . . . bargains are come in here the whole home then burn and come home and we work - really hard and you don't know let's all do a little blow yea blow - that's where double harder twice as bad as twice as bad as well let's double our - debt crisis that let's do some speed because i feel that need to work really - really hard cock let's all really fucking hard right now let's all higher - labor let's work harder for you to say
  • Justin's Guess: Scam Stuff Work Song - Correct

• ...and what you gonna do is be a woman if you were, now you have to give his penis erect, so whatcha gonna do is Jess such as debt just like you said you were gonna do. ........ I cloth.
  • Brian's Guess: *loud slurping noises* - Correct

• ...and so I need to add two kids, had to live and I had heard because they rape in a body I hear.
  • Justin's Guess: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - Wrong

• in very red wine emails olvide
  • Bonnie Guess: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - Wrong

• her outside is either all skinny like hers
  • Brian's Guess: The last line of Thor: The Dark World - Wrong

• Man 1: incredible, where do you study medicine, something that?
• Man 2: %uh Shelby.
• Man 1: Guided by the gun I'm no help a model that white. Deliberating now pantalla talking about what they've just seen within the house on. How confident do you feel about football?
• Man 2: The scale one agenda? %uh -5. (Laughter) Small there smiling right now.
• Man 1: Us the worse my love it.
  • Justin's Guess: Brian on Penn & Teller: Fool Us! - Correct

• "Man 1: Give carries card carrying oscars questions here at the UN agency interview Oscar real quick and then Oscar would you like a movie.
• Woman: this is happening yet, but I never your last name and she did the movie.
• Man 2: You didn't?
• Woman: Did you?'
• Man 2: "I'M PROUD AND!" Yes.
• Woman: Do you remember every general when we were together?
• Man 2: You were a general.
• Woman: I was?
• Man 2: I had to reassure her I said "she doesn't like but..." We didn't we didn't use it though. We didn't use it cuz nobody would believe it
  • Bonnie Guess: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - Wrong

• in a day pussy love fuck and Ohio I'll together well said a and lives in I that then holiday lettings yeah
  • Brian's Guess:¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - Wrong
  • Justin's Guess: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - Wrong

• They remember me second grade 1s on Italy's first match show. I have never seen message people need keep me the way I can.
  • ​Brian's Guess:¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - Wrong
  • Justin's Guess: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - Wrong

• 1: hello olympia
• 2: down mister Leah Skype call you to tell you one importantly theft
• 1: did not i sunny
• 2: island dispute my name and disappear
• 1: it's the list now Eminem Adam
• 2: I need some money of immediately
• 1: money
• 2: did not a bad I know of I'm fully aware of my command
• 1: what is the motive behind turf
• 2: mississippi yes people money of
• 1: I'm not to blame any fun spiel
• 2: on not provide to get my life
• 1: I'm not for
• 2: spied a lead fence because you don't have money tomorrow
• 1: blanket
• 2: first first span
  • Brian's Guess: VILLIAMS! - Correct

Final score: Brian: 2 Jury: 1 Bonnie: 0 Sia: 5

Real Human Beans

Bonnie was helping her parents move and they were going through all their old junk. In doing so, Bonnie found a ceramic "Human Bean". It's a bean shaped human. Get it? Because Human Bean sounds like Human Being. Also it looks like Dickbutt.

Diamond Time

• Vote for Fréquences - Tenky helped make it!
• Scrambled Circuits
• Bargain Bin Heroes

If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to the weekly Diamond Time post on the DiamondClub subreddit. Instructions on how to format your submission can be found in the post!

Movie Draft Chat

• Brian lost
• Justin was wrong (Star Wars didn't invalidate the draft)
• Daddy's Home overperformed and won Tom the draft

Discovery VR

Hey! Some new 360 degree videos featuring Brian and Justin have dropped. Watch dat shit! You don't need a VR headset/Google Cardboard to watch the videos… but it's cooler if you do.

Spelunking Deep in the Heart of Texas

Legends of the Alamo

Art Today, Gone Tomorrow

Belt Winner

• Brian - Donated $10 to Bernie Sanders

Great Quotes

• "No left wing fuckos for me!" - Brian impersonating New Hampshire voters
• "The second I see that all the rooms have sleeping girls: fully erect." - Brian during But Cuba

Fun Facts

• In the preshow and aftershow of this episode, Justin played snippets of Bernie Sander's folk/spoken word album from the 70s

Characters

• Stossel VERY briefly during But Cuba

Preshow Doc