Show Notes
Show notes by Leon - Latest version on the DCTVpedia
Cold Open
TSA took Old John Smokey's spoons away.
Justin Is Working for BitTorrent News
Justin has signed on with the newly formed BitTorrent News team to host their live coverage of the Republican and Democratic National Conventions. This week he's in Cleveland to watch the Republicans get up on stage and yell about stuff. Over the years, Justin has gotten very good at being able to talk and be interesting for long periods of time. So BitTorrent put him on during the hours-long relay race of speeches as he and a rotating panel provide MST3K-style commentary.
Highlights
- Justin breaking the story about Delegates Unbound trying to throw a wrench in the Trump nomination process
- Justin making wrestling references on air
- Justin walking around a protest
- Justin on Dutch news
- Tim Heidecker doing an Alex Jones impression
- Hanging out with Ali Spagnola, who was Snapchatting for Cleveland.com
You can watch BitTorrent News on their AppleTV and FireTV apps. OSX, iOS and Android apps coming soon. They have been running an unofficial YouTube livestream, but that has been pretty choppy, the apps are where you should go for the quality streams. More info at BTLive.tv.
Patreon
The Patreon is at $1,469. If you want to become a patron, head on over to Patreon.com/NightAttack.
Ariel Tabak is super cool.
Carl's Jr. and Hardee's Are the Same Thing
Ya know, how Carl's Jr. and Hardee's are the same thing and everyone knows it? Seriously, what's up with that?
Quiz Time With Mikey Neumann
Mikey Neumann is back with another challenging quiz. This week's quiz is "Who Said it? Donald Trump, the Garbage Pail Kids or neither?"
- "I see these kids ok, everywhere I see these kids, and they're disgusting."
- Brian's Guess: Trump
- Justin's Guess: Neither
- Correct Answer: Neither
- "Do you mind if I sit back a little, cuz your breath is very bad."
- Justin's Guess: Trump
- Brian's Guess: Trump
- Correct Answer: Trump
- "It loses a little something in translation, now let's add a little sparkle."
- Brian's Guess: Garbage Pail Kids
- Justin's Guess: Neither
- Correct Answer: Garbage Pail Kids
- I don't like potato salad it's too… it's too. What I like is a good casserole. Potatoes are German.
- Justin's Guess: Trump
- Brian's Guess: Trump
- Correct Answer: Neither
- "This is a dashiki, given to me by the African leader Umtata in return for making his grandmother disappear."
- Brian's Guess: Neither
- Justin's Guess: Garbage Pail Kids
- Correct Answer: Garbage Pail Kids
- "Have you ever seen a person too poor to eat soup. No, because it's soup."
- Justin's Guess: Neither
- Brian's Guess: Neither
- Correct Answer: Neither
- "I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be."
- Brian's Guess: Trump
- Justin's Guess: Garbage Pail Kids
- Correct Answer: Trump
- "You can't treat me like that, I'm expensive."
- Justin's Guess: Garbage Pail Kids
- Brian's Guess: Garbage Pail Kids
- Correct Answer: Garbage Pail Kids
- "It was the most beautiful cake you've ever seen. I wanted to live in it. I could have."
- Brian's Guess: Trump
- Justin's Guess: Neither
- Correct Answer: Neither
- "Somebody said I am the most popular person in Arizona."
- Justin's Guess: Trump
- Brian's Guess: Trump
- Correct Answer: Trump
- "You kids are a credit to garbage everywhere."
- Brian's Guess: Garbage Pail Kids
- Justin's Guess: Garbage Pail Kids
- Correct Answer: Garbage Pail Kids
- "Four snore and seven years ago. Great speech. I loved it."
- Justin's Guess: Garbage Pail Kids
- Brian's Guess: Garbage Pail Kids
- Correct Answer: Garbage Pail Kids
- "It all started when I discovered the ancient Egyptians used crazy paste to piece together the pyramids."
- Brian's Guess: Neither
- Justin's Guess: Neither
- Correct Answer: Garbage Pail Kids
- "We need strength. We need energy. We need quickness. We need brain."
- Justin's Guess: Trump
- Brian's Guess: Neither
- Correct Answer: Trump
- "Everywhere I look, it's pronouns and salad."
- Brian's Guess: Garbage Pail Kids
- Justin's Guess: Neither
- Correct Answer: Neither
Final score: Brian Driftwood - 8 Justin Gross Shit - 11
Movie Draft Chat
- Bonnie HATES Secret Life of Pets
- We're screwed - Brian
- I think we're gonna stay in third - Mikey
- No, you're not - Justin
- I think we're gonna win anyway because we were in first for the longest time. Everybody remembers X-Pac - Mikey
- Ghostbusters is on track for like $100 million - Justin
- I've seen all those people do better in other movies - Justin on the new Ghostbusters
- It's not a remake/reboot of Ghostbusters, it's a remake/reboot of The Real Ghostbusters cartoon - Mikey
- Let's say our movies give us a $320 million lead on DTNS, you think Star Trek and Suicide Squad can make up that lead? - Brian
- Justin made a joke saying that watching Star Trek will kill you. Then Brian mentioned that Anton Yelchin actually died.
Diamond Time
If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to the weekly Diamond Time post on the DiamondClub subreddit. Instructions on how to format your submission can be found in the post!
Movies with mikey
The guys talked a bit about Mikey's movie review show "Movies With Mikey". He just released his Prisoner of Azkaban review and announced that he would be doing Galaxy Quest and Interstellar reviews back to back.
You can check out all his Movies with Mikey episodes here.
Belt Winner
- Justin
Great Quotes
- "I was great… and I think other people were there." - Brian jokingly describing how the Intro to Austin Media Scene meeting went
- "Cool!" - Bonnie reacting to the idea of the Dark Web before fully understanding what it is used for
- "Eww." - Bonnie 30 seconds later
- "... TO TURN AWAY FROM JESUS IS TO RETURN HELL ON EARTH… YA KNOW?" - Justin's impression of a protester on a megaphone that got a bit nervous
- "Just sound like your brain doesn't work." - Mikey explaining how to make up Trump quotes
- "Aww he just lost my vote." - Bonnie after hearing Donald Trump doesn't like puns
Fun Facts
- Justin evolved a 900+ CP Vaporeon
- Shortest. Aftershow. Ever. I mean… excluding the DragonCon/SXSW episodes where there was literally no aftershow.
Characters
- Captain Crunch in the preshow