Episode 13: BILLY BILLS

This week, we start the movement to get Bill Murray's face on US currency, the Chatrealm plays "Don't Get Brody'd" and we hear about a delightful story from Brian and Bonnie's oldest daughter.

Released on May 28, 2014, 4:37 am UTC


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Show Notes

Show notes by Leon - Latest version on DCTVpedia

Cold Open

The Night Attack tv show pitch. It involves pool-hustling ballroom dancers.

Colleen Makes Our Dreams Come True

Thanks to the Chatrealm's Patreon money and Colleen's technical knowhow, Justin and his home studio are becoming more and more professional every week. He's got microphones and mixers and cameras and computers! IT'S CRAZY!

Apparently PICNIC! is a Thing

Earlier in the day, Chatrealmer CrashKinkade pointed out on Twitter that the Twitch.tv community has adopted the phrase "PICNIC!". PICNIC! was a phrase coined by the Chatrealm, possibly PDelahanty, back in 2010. Whenever the livestream would end unexpectedly due to a technical problem, the Chatrealm would yell "PANIC!", however this soon morphed into "PICNIC!".

Once Man from Man vs. Game was on NSFW show, the Man vs. Game Twitch chatroom was pollinated with the PICNIC juice. Apparently this then spread to the rest of the Twitch community.

To further add to the absurdity, Bonnie claims that she heard some "normal people" in the real world talk about shouting "PICNIC!".

Bill Murray Crashes Bachelor Party, Gives Awesome Speech

Bill Murray has gained a near-mythical status in our culture. There are stories about him walking around fucking with people, usually ending with him saying "Nobody will believe you". Well he's at it again and we have video proof of it. This time he crashed a bachelor party.

Inspired by this latest act of awesome, Justin proposed a great idea: Bill Murray should be on the $200 bill. Ben Franklin wasn't a president and he's on the $100 bill! If there's a modern day Ben Franklin, it's Bill Murray. Here's the WhiteHouse.gov petition


The petition was removed because it supposedly violated the "Terms of Participation".


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In the mean time, here are some things that happened in the year 1472.

  • Christopher Columbus jerked off

Don't Get Brody'd

This is the game where the Chatrealm calls in to tell a story. The object of the game is simply to not suck. Once Brian, Justin and Brett all get bored by your story, you're played off with Brodyquest and hung up on.

Brian and Justin love this bit because they have built their reputation on their amazing relationship with the audience and when they have a call-in segment they are openly hostile.

  • Shitty inside joke caller - BRODY'D
  • He didn't obey his father's driving advice - Cool Story Bro!
  • He overheard a really weird story - BRODY'D
  • "Holy shit am I on the air?" - BRODY'D
  • "Fuck her right in the pussy." - Cool Story Bro!
  • Continuation of weird story (aka the Preamble King) - BRODY'D
  • He found a really weird spot in a storm drain… that's it - BRODY'D
  • One time he was really tired after work and he hung on on those fuckers (from Ryan Alcott) - Cool Story Bro!
  • On 4/20 2012 a guy got hit by the skytrain in Vancouver. Then they took the bus. - BRODY'D
  • So the storm drain… the walls were covered in home-printed porn and hand-drawn Jennifer Aniston porn. He went back a week later and it was all gone. - Cool Story Bro!

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Who Just Sent Justin Hand-Drawn Jennifer Aniston Porn?

Tom Merritt

The Comedy Education of Brian's 10-Year-Old

Earlier in the day, the eldest Brushwood child, Penny told Bonnie a story about a bully at the school. In the story, he's a ballerina and he's twirling and he falls, but there's a nail on the stage and it goes up his PENIS! He has to go pee but he can't, so the force of the pee rockets him up in the air and he lands on the moon. Now he has to go poo. He sits down on the toilet on the moon and his butt erupts into a volcano of poo and burns his ass.

Diamond Time

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Great Quotes

  • "...what's his name? George… Slave-Freer." - Brian
  • "... Icarus lookin' motherfucker." - Brian and Justin
  • "It's just titties." - Bonnie
  • "If you want to see me turn around on a dime, just say 'Hand-drawn Jennifer Anniston porn'." - Justin

Fun Facts

  • Brett had about 80 minutes of sleep in the prior 48 hours
  • Justin showed hand-drawn Jennifer Anniston porn on the stream and Brian tried to hide it by covering his monitor with his hands.
  • Bonnie was definitely drunk for this episode. It really started to show in the aftershow.




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