Episode 25: Bonnie Count

This week Brian, Justin, Tom and Bonnie are all in the same room! They read hardcore gangsta rap lyrics, Justin debuts a new character and they have a serious discussion about God's jurisdiction (or lack thereof) in space.

Released on August 17, 2014, 4:30 am UTC


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Show Notes

Show notes by Leon - Latest version on the DCTVpedia

Cold Open

Brian and the Captain sing.

Jizz-Time with Jurbs and Bri

Brian and Justin start out with five full minutes of Jizz Talk

Mission: Pic

Hey everybody, our friend Brett Rounsaville has a new iPhone game called "Mission: Pic". It's a game in which everyone is presented with a challenge word or phrase. Players then take and submit pictures that captures the spirit of the challenge phrase. The person whose submission gets the most votes wins that day's challenge.

You can find out more at MissionPic.com. It's on the App Store now. If it does well on iOS, it'll come to Android.

Dragon Con 2014 Shirts

FINALLY, you can buy those Diamond logo and Night Attack shirts that they sold at Nerdtacular '14. Head over toNSFW.ScamStuff.com to buy your shirts. Unless you're in the future and they're all sold out.


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SpaceX Tour

Brian, Justin, Tom, Bonnie, Penny and Andrew got a tour of the SpaceX factory from Chatrealm and SpaceX employee TJ. It was awesome, and we're all jealous. If you want to hear all about the tour, listen to/watch the Weird Things episode they did. During THIS show, they mostly talked about how Brian left his wife and daughter in a sketchy part of LA to catch an Uber to an even sketchier part of LA to go to a museum. Naturally their retelling of their experience devolved into reading rap lyrics as Bill O'Reilly.

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New Character Corner

Justin has a new character that he's working on and he wants to workshop it a bit. This new character's name is Denver "The D Man" Ferdette and he's been divorced 20 times. He likes to give advice on divorce since he has a lot of experience with the matter. However after a while, he breaks down into tears.

They tried out a ton of different accents. He started out sounding like Lando Calrissian, then morphed into Australian, Fake-Australian, Jamaican, Native American, Jesse Ventura and Alex Jones.

Diamond Time

If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to the Diamond Club Subreddit and submit your thing. Just be sure to include "[diamondtime]" in the submission title.


Brian went on a rant about race and tribalism, everyone in the chat changed their name to "Black Spartacus" then everyone started making raunchy bread-based puns.

Justin also debuted another one-note character: Ed Anderson, legendary crooner AKA "The Velvet Racist"

Great Quotes

  • "Live from Marina Del Rey! I JUST JIZZED!" - Justin
  • "Nine in the ass." - Everyone, in every possible context imaginable
  • "God may not exist in space… but fashion does." - Justin

Fun Facts

  • In this episode, the guys revealed that there ain't no god in space.

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