Episode 33: Blank Shots Fired

The complement bomb makes its triumphant return, Brian tells the story of his vasectomy planning and the Chatrealm has overcome the great NSFW purge.

Released on October 15, 2014, 4:00 am UTC


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Show Notes

Show notes by Leon - Latest version on the DCTVpedia

Cold Open

Brian and Justin freestyle a cold open live.

Night Attack 3 Recording is Underway

Brian and Justin have been working very hard for you… just not on this episode. The guys spent four days recording the next Night Attack album. Unfortunately they haven't done much prep for this episode.

Compliment Bomb

One of Chatrealm's favorite pastimes is finding random articles online with open comments and bombarding them with positive comments. The target of this episode's "attack" is an article about the Ramona Concert Association on from the Ramona Sentinel.


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Brian Got A Vasectomy

Bonnie doesn't want any more kids, so it was finally time for Brian to get a vasectomy. He told the story of his doctor appointment in which the doctor was being shadowed by another female doctor. The female doctor was about 27 years old and Brian compared her to Vi Hart. Now, if you're a fan of Brian and Justin, you know from Night Attack 2 that Brian is deathly afraid of random boners. Unfortunately he had the opposite problem on this occasion; since he had no reason to try and impress his urologist, he was fairly unkempt down there and he clumsily pulled out a tiny "toddler dick". While the male doctor fondled his package, the topic of Brian's TV show came up. Brian couldn't help but think of the female doctor watching his television show and imagining his tiny wang.

When setting up the appointment for the actual procedure, they settled on Halloween. This gave Brian the idea to dress up his dick in some way for the doctor.

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The Purge: NSFW

So between last week and this week, all of the NSFW archives were wiped by TWiT in the middle of the night without warning. Reacting to this,Chatrealm banded together to track down all of the NSFW episodes in order to recreate the archive. Within 72 hours, every episode was tracked down (except for the HD version of ep. 155) and uploaded to YouTube.

The new home of NSFW on YouTube is the NSFW Show Backup channel. There are also torrent's for the HD video480p video and audioversions of the show. These torrents were assembled by Karl from the Chatrealm and we love him for that.

Similarly, the Frame Rate archive was also deleted. Chatrealmer, Lkalif, single-handedly, put all 153 episodes of Frame Rate on the Framerate Archive channel.

Diamond Time

If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to the Diamond Club Subreddit and submit your thing. Just be sure to include "[diamondtime]" in the submission title.

Great Quotes

  • "Fuckin' alliteration headline. What a hack." - Justin

Fun Facts

  • Here's the picture of Leon wearing a <> shirt in the front row of a Harmontown podcast at the Vista Theater in LA Link
    • The Harmontown episode was Episode 119. If you haven't listened to Harmontown before, seriously listen to an episode.

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