Episode 38: Clench-A-Butt

R. L. Stine joins the show to take a look at the similarities between his writings and Taylor Swift lyrics, Brian and Justin play an Chatrealm-created Choose Your Own Adventure, Brian is offered an AIDS cat and progress is made on the Diamond Club self-help book.

Released on November 19, 2014, 4:00 am UTC


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Show Notes

Show notes by Leon - Latest version on the DCTVpedia

Cold Open


Taylor Swift or R. L. Stine

Earlier in the day, Bonnie showed Brian an online quiz that tested your ability to differentiate between Taylor Swift lyrics and lines from a Goosebumps book. Brian and Justin pulled some strings and got R. L. Stine on Skype to play along with them. During the segment, Mega Vortex and Taylor Karras called in to add some variety to the bit.

If you're into online quizzes, you can play along here.


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Chatrealm's Choose Your Own Adventure

Chatrealm's Karl decided that he wanted to write a choose your own adventure story for Brian and Justin to play on the show. It was legitimately awesome (as if you had any doubts). The story involved Brian and Justin's experience leading up to the live Night Attack at DragonCon. The ending that they got on the show

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Hey, Ya Want A Cat With AIDS?

So one of Brian and Bonnie's neighbors knocked on the door to ask them if they wanted a cat that has FIV (the feline equivalent of HIV). No, they didn't accept.

Self-Help Book

Awesome, Brian and Justin didn't forget about their self-help book project that they introduced last week! The Chatrealm came up with a shit ton of topics in the previous week, now they focused on the backstory of the fake author. Their idea: early-20s man-of-privilege travels the world (within the contiguous 48 states) and writes a book about all of the "wisdom" he's obtained from his travels.

Of course, we also need a picture of our author. During the episode, Brian and Justin were big fans of having Chatrealm Imperator, t2t2, be the face of the book. Reference pictures: Onetwo.

Diamond Time

If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to the Diamond Club Subreddit and submit your thing. Just be sure to include "[diamondtime]" in the submission title.


Great Quotes

  • "Oooh, I wonder if the anus is ribbed." - Justin referencing a video in the preshow

Fun Facts

  • The chatroom crashed just a couple minutes into the show.
  • This was the episode where Brian and Justin took off their shirts during the ad read.

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