Show Notes
Show notes by Leon - Latest version on the DCTVpedia
Cold Open
Brian, Justin and Andrew discuss which intelligent animals they would eat.
The Journey
Our crowd sourced self-help book, The Journey, has rocketed to the top of the charts on Amazon and iTunes, beating out some of the most popular, legit, self-help books of the past decade.
Brian Taught His 2-Year-Old the F-Word
Brian went out to the car to help Bonnie bring in groceries while holding his youngest daughter, Callie. When Brian walked out and saw Bonnie, he could tell that something was up. Bonnie explained that she got rear-ended out on the road and Brian, without thinking of the child with him, replied "What the FUUUUUUUUUUUCK?". Seconds later, Callie mimicked him "What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck?" with what Bonnie described as the annunciation of a 16-year-old.
MC Allergy
Last week, Bonnie debuted the lyrics to her latest song "We Don't Serve Your Kind". As is tradition, the Chatrealm went to work and created music to accompany her lyrics.
The songs featured on this episode were created by Steven Cogswell and Brusselbury.
Friendly Recommendation
Squarespace
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Brian and Justin told the story about how SquareSpace snuck into the internet in Valhalla. There were also appearances by Russian and Gay-Robot scholars for some reason.
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Are We Gonna Put Out An MC Allergy Album?
There's been a bunch of these MC Allergy ft. Chatrealm tracks and we probably have enough for some kind of album release. Since Brian and Justin don't do any type of work on these kinds of things, everyone slowly turned to Neshcom to see if he had any ideas on what to do. Luckily he actually seemed like he was into it and he's apparently been working on a track that could be worked into an MC Allergy club banger.
It'd be pretty amazing if we put out an album and pushed it to the top of the charts like we did with The Diamond Club: A Novel and The Journey.
Gluten-Free Muffin Top
To fill out this potential MC Allergy album, Bonnie yelled "Gluten-Free Muffin Top" over and over with different intonations for people (mainly Neshcom) to cut into a club dance song.
WAIT… THERE'S A REAL MC ALLERGY?!
Bonnie revealed that a while back, a guy contacted her saying that he used to perform under the name "MC Allergy". She apparently didn't think to mention this to anybody until now. Soooooo, that kinda complicates things with using the name to release an album, doesn't it? Maybe we can just abbreviate the name to MC A? That'd work out alright.
However, the general consensus at the end of the segment was "Ehh fuck it, lets just use the name MC Allergy. Come at me, bro."
Patreon
The Patreon is at $2298. If you want to become a patron, head on over to Patreon.com/NightAttack.
<brokenrecord>Hey! The Merritt Tapes are being released soon!</brokenrecord>
You should also check out the Patreon for the dude who animates all the Night Attack cold opens: Patreon.com/SpearmintNitrate
Let's Watch a Whole Episode of the Donny & Marie Osmond Show
Brian was reading a Cracked.com article this week and he got distracted by watching all 49 minutes of an episode of the Donny & Marie Osmond Show from 1976. Brian decided to play some of it on the show, because the world needs to see the Star Wars parody they did with Redd Foxx as Obi-Wan, Chris Christopherson as Han Solo and actual Anthony Daniels as C-3PO.
You can see the whole episode here.
Movie Chat
Here's a few snippets from the Movie Draft talk:
- Furious 7 might be the best buy in all of the drafts
- Avengers sounds like it'll be good, but not as good as the first one
- Brian thinks Mad Max will be good and Tomorrowland will suck
- Movie taglines sound rape-y when the Carney Cow says them
- The Fantastic Four trailer looks ok. Why's it gotta be so sad?
- Brian takes old movies and repackages them as bedtime stories for his children.
Diamond Time
If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to the weekly Diamond Time post on the DiamondClub subreddit. Instructions on how to format your submission can be found in the post!
Aftershow
Brian told a story that he heard from Pepe Felipe, a dude worked on the reality show "Hunt for the Woodland Creature". While out at in the woods at night looking for woodland creatures, he would occasionally get a signal from the producers to turn off his radio and start throwing rocks around. Justin then relayed more info he received from Pepe about how every reality show has a script of what happens in each episode, and if what the stars of the show don't give them what the producers want, they feed lines to the stars.
Great Quotes
- "That's right, I called Gaia a whore, and I'll say it to her face!" - Brian at the start of the second segment
- "Get ready for the Age of Allergy." - Justin during the show outro
Fun Facts
Characters
- Carney Cow