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Episode 70: Eurnailed it!

FINALLY! It's the Euro Show! We talk to PolymathMolly about last week's compliment bomb and then Wil Harris stops by for the triumphant return of the Startup Spelling Bee.

Released on June 23, 2015, 8:00 pm UTC

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Cold Open

Brian lost his Southwest A-List status

Euro Attack

Those weird Europeans requested it, and we delivered (like 8 months later)! It's the European-timed show. The show was recorded at 1 pm pacific time, which translates to 9pm or 10pm or 11pm or whatever time it is for all those weird white people that don't live in America.

Europe Be Different

Coincidentally, Brian and Bonnie were flown out to France on Google's dime for Europe's SXSW. But if you ask Brian, he definitely traveled to France just for this Euro episode.

Anyways, he talked a bit about how he saw a ton of people sleeping on the floor of the airport and how he burst into laughter at the idea of a german dude with a "Keep Calm and ________" shirt.

PolymathMolly

Remember last week when we dumped a Costco bag of praise on a YouTube personality? Well, we have PolymathMolly live on the show this week to get her reaction to what happened to her.

You can follow her on twitter: @PolymathMolly and on YouTube.

Patreon

FUCK! Patreon is down!

The Patreon is at $2,168. If you want to become a patron, head on over to Patreon.com/NightAttack.

That's Totally Drugs

Friend of the show David Rowyn, has begun saying "Dude that's totally drugs" when he wants to say things are cool. Brian thinks it's totally punk rock and wants this phrase to take off. Of course, Justin wanted find another word that is just one step further from drugs.

Things that are more than one step up from "drugs"

  • Rape

Things that are just one step up from "drugs"

  • Assault
  • Embezzlement
  • Boobs ("tits" in Europe)
  • Butt-nibbling

Startup Spelling Bee

Remember the Startup Spelling Bee? It's the game where people have to spell dumb startup names. This week's competitor is Wil Harris.

  • Gem
    • Guess: Djem - Wrong
  • Klutch
    • Guess: clutch - Wrong
  • Naritiv
    • Guess: Naritiv - CORRECT!
  • Saygent
    • Guess: Saygent - CORRECT!

Final score: 3 out of 7

Androidify the Brushwood Children

Brian and Bonnie were at a big Google event in Cannes that included a station where you could create custom Android logos and print them on a water bottle. Bonnie decided to make Android water bottles for the three Brushwood daughters. Unfortunately it took a while for Bonnie to get a hang of the Androidify tool. We took a trip backwards in time as we first saw her quite well-done Callie Android bottle (her third attempt), the pretty-weird Penny bottle (her second attempt) and the absolutely ridiculous Josie bottle (her first attempt).

Diamond Time

If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to the weekly Diamond Time post on the DiamondClub subreddit. Instructions on how to format your submission can be found in the post!

Brian Looks Like A Lesbian

The guys have talked in recent episodes about how Brian kinda looks like a lesbian in the Patreon photo. Well it turns out that John C. Dvorak believes that he is able to tell who's had a vasectomy just by looking at them (clothed).

Movie Draft Chat

  • Nothing changed
  • Inside Out is really good - Justin

Great Quotes

  • "From your nuts to John's mouth." - Wil Harris

Fun Facts

  • In direct opposition to the spirit of the Euro Show, the unedited preshow video for this episode was blocked everywhere EXCEPT the United States.
  • You might have thought that the guys were just yelling "JIZZ!" for no reason during this episode. They were actually yelling "Cheers!" in a British accent.