Casey McKinnon returns with a Shakespeare monologue and then she plays a choose your own adventure story with R.L. Stine.
Show Notes by Leon - Latest version on BBpedia!
Captain Morgan sings his version of the UB40 song Red Red Wine.
Bri Bri and Jurbs do a TON of takes of these cold opens before sending them to Spearmint Nitrate. So they decided to release some of the rejected takes for everyone to remix. Head over to Shwood.com/sn to download the 23 rejected songs from the cold open.
Turquoise Jeep Freestyle Challenge
Turquoise Jeep has announced their freestyle challenge in which anyone can submit their freestyle rap on top of a beat provided by Turquoise Jeep. Check it out.
There are going to be TWO Night Attack episodes this week; this one and another on Friday. This is because Justin is going to be on a company retreat in Mexico all of next week. Next Tuesday (April 29th, 2014) will be Patreon appreciation day. The Night Attack EP The Belmont Tapes will be released to Patrons. If you want to get this EP, head on over to Patreon.com/NightAttack and donate anything.
During the aftershow for this very episode, they read out the names of all of current patrons.
Should Brian Move to LA?
Brian feels like he should move to LA in order to be more successful. What do you think Casey?
Casey says "No".
Brian is satisfied!
GET OUT THE TOP HATS AND MON-- Oh… nevermind.
The Patreon is at $1976. If you want to become a patron, head on over to Patreon.com/NightAttack.
In the mean time, here are some things that happen in the year 1976.
- Jay Brushwood was born.
Ruinum is DEAD
Ruinum has claimed its final victim. The bottler, California Shiners is shutting down their niche wine program, meaning after May, 2014 you will no longer be able to buy Ruinum. BUY NOW BUY NOW BUY NOW!
Knock Off Choose Your Own Adventure
Bonnie found some old books from Brian's childhood. One of which was a "Twistaplot" book called The Time Raider by none other than R.L. Stine. Luckily, R.L. was kind enough to join the show to narrate the book as Casey decided what to do. Time has allowed R.L. to make some much needed edits to the story, mostly involving the addition of colorful language.
If you want to Twist your own Plot, you can get this book on Amazon.
Trial By JuRY (And Casey and Brian)
Winner - Haunted Toaster
- "What are you, Eddie Murphy? How many fat suits?" -Justin