This week we officially announce our campaign to get John Stossel on the show, then we finally get those Aunty Donna boys on the show. Oh crap! AND the first episode of Brian's reality dance competition show is out. This is an awesome episode.
Show notes by Leon - Latest version on the DCTVpedia
Before the show started Brian, Justin and Bonnie watched the first episode of Dance Showdown featuring Brian being paired up with his dance partner and their first Soul Train. Sure, you could take the easy road and just point and laugh at him for putting himself out there. But from here on out, we're all on Team Brian.
Also, YOU CAN NOW VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE TEAM! I'm not gonna tell you who to vote for, but we're all on Team Brian, RIIIIIIGHT? You can vote at DanceOn.com/DanceShowdown. It looks like they tie votes to your Twitter/Google/Facebook accounts. I wonder what would happen if you had multiples of those accounts.
College Justin doesn't understand why people don't immediately drink all their booze.
Avid Night Attack fans will have noticed that Brian and Justin LOVE doing John Stossel impressions. A few days before the recording of this episode, a cool guy put together a seven and a half minute supercut of their Stossel impression.Watch that shit. In this episode, the guys announced their plans to annoy John Stossel by doing impressions of him until he comes on the show. Hey look! His twitter is @JohnStossel.
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Oh FUCK! It's Zach and Broden from Aunty Donna!
Zach (Passerby) and Broden (Snake) from Aunty Donna just showed up on Skype. Brian and Justin talked to them about how annoying the Diamond Club is with their obsession with them and Bikie Wars in particular. Apparently Zach's dad was Googling Aunty Donna one day and found this video of a bunch of Americans singing Bikie Wars. He was very proud of his boy.
Also, Australians are RAVING about Aunty Donna's ABC Fresh Blood pilot. You've all flown to Australia to watch the pilot right here, right? They're all tweeting to @abciview and telling them how much they love the Aunty Donna pilot using the hashtag #Freshblood.
It was made clear that any comment on their videos mentioning "John Stossel" would signal that the comment was coming from a Diamond Clubber.
Aunty Does NOT Support Racism
Aunty Donna would like to point out that they do not support all those racist/anti-semitic folks in Australia. Also those fookin South Africans are WAY more racist than Australians.
Holy Shit, We Actually Did a Good Interview!
Remember when they said things and made Aunty Donna smile? Remember when they didn't force Broden and Zach to play a dumb game they made up? Oh fuck. That was great.
The guys talked a bit about how they've been a little gun shy when it comes to having big name guests that they don't really know on the show. The Rooker and Romany Malco episodes were great, but Bri and Jurbs really didn't like how they performed on the Kyle Gass episode.
So this past week, a dude on Twitter was a bit upset about the amount of self-promotion from Brian and Justin lately. Justin thinks this is a legit criticism, but Brian argues that Night Attack is the story of Bri Bri and Jurbs. Them being successful and having more and more projects is part of that story. Either way, there's no way they won't have a "Let's all watch Brian dance" segment every week.
Let's All Watch Brian Dance
The first episode of Dance Showdown is out and the voting has started. You can watch the first episode and vote for anyone (including Brian and his dance partner Brinn) here. Wait. Weird. It allows you to vote more than once? Huh. It seems like the team with the most passionate fan base will have a BIG advantage. Interesting.
- Dear Aunty Donna, We're sorry. Love, Chatrealm.
- You should tell @abciview how much you love Aunty Donna's pilot
- Once Upon a Time in the Wasteland
If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to the weekly Diamond Time post on the DiamondClub subreddit. Instructions on how to format your submission can be found in the post!
Immediately after the show ended they just watched a 10 minute John Stossel 20/20 report on Nintendo from 1988. Then they watched a video of Stossel talking to a dude who is against violent video games. Then they watched this Stossel report about steroids. They really, legitimately like John Stossel.
- "Cargill's not famous." - Brian in the afterglow of the Aunty Donna interview
- "We can go to the heroin dealer's house, but it's just to see Mike. It's not to buy heroin." - Justin
- "Maybe the cameraman should get some b-roll while I get some of that b-utt." - Justin at the end of Stossel Nintendo video
- Friend/writer of Aunty Donna, Sam, was right behind Zach and Broden and was in the chatroom under the name "IhateAUNTYDONNA"
- The Thundamentals, Russell Crowe, Hugh Jackman and John Stossel were in the room with Aunty Donna during this episode.
- Apparently Brian and Justin are trying to cut back on the cursing. Ya know, just as an exercise.
- John Stossel like… the ENTIRE episode